Showing posts with label skywalker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label skywalker. Show all posts

8.15.2008

Make No Clones About It


How's that for awful Clone War puns? Insane Clone Posse? Bad to the clone? E.T. clone home? Clicks and clones will break my bones? A rolling clone gathers no moss? Had enough?

I'm making fun of all the film critics who were out panning before they even saw it. I think these guys just type in movie keywords at ClicheSite.com and out pops a cliched title for their reviews. Complaining about has turned into a cliche in and of itself. The cliche line among reviewers is to complain that even bothered to make this movie--I don't follow that logic. If Lucas wants to spend his hard-earned megabucks and the movie flops--hey, it's his megabucks. On the other hand, if Clone Wars hits, people have fun and Lucas makes out, how can you say he shouldn't have made it? Where's the downside?

I'll go see Clone Wars on Monday and make up my own mind. Or Tuesday, Monday is looking like a beach day. I'm not an 'opening weekend' type of guy.

The big geek question is whether Clone Wars is G-canon or something else. I say it's not G-canon, precisely for the reason that some are complaining 'No mas, no mas!' We're done with the basic G-canon mega-storyline: the story of Darth Vader, the Fall of the Jedi, the Rise and Fall of the Sith, and the Unification of the Force. Clone War zooms in on a subplot to the mega-storyline. It fills the same purpose as the , which makes it Expanded Universe. I also say Clone Wars is EU because a main character, Asajj Ventress, originated in EU. There's a sprinkling of minor references in G-canon to characters who originated in EU (e.g., Master Quinlan Vos in Revenge of the Sith (Star Wars Insider #101, May-June 2008, p. 39)). But there is no main character in Episodes 1-6 who wasn't first introduced in G-canon.

Is there any official word on whether Clone War is G-canon or EU? Star Wars Insider says, "The biggest EU project to date, or an official expansion of the film saga? Either way, we can't wait." (Star Wars Insider #101, May-June 2008, p. 42) That suggests it's an open question. IMHO, Clone Wars' release means G-Canon should be redefined from 'anything out of Lucasfilms' to 'the Vader mega-storyline.'

It doesn't make sense to me to cry 'enough, enough' of Star Wars. The EU came about because people couldn't get enough. It's not possible to exhaust the Universe. There's been more films out of the Marvel Universe than out of the Star Wars Universe (3 Spiderman, 3 X-Men, 3 Blade, 2 Hulk, 2 Fantastic Four, 1 Daredevil, 1 Iron Man, 1 Elektra, 1 Ghost Rider, 1 Punisher). So why don't critics say 'enough of the Marvel Universe?' Maybe because it's not a cliche to say it.

Futurewise, it's key for Lucasfilms to bring out more and more new characters and storylines. Right now, I don't think Lucasfilms could just jump right into New Jedi Order on the big screen. I hope the Expanded Universe plays out on film like the Marvel Universe: start with the most familiar/most popular territory (Spiderman, X-Men), and then just keep going on for the rest of my life.

Just one more. Please, I can't resist: Begun the Bone Wars have!
Twin blade assassin Asajj Ventress of those Despicable Separatists.
If the new characters in Clone Wars make a splash, we'll see more characters from the Expanded Universe on screen. I'm hot to see Admiral Thrawn, Jacen Solo and the Dark Nest!

8.11.2008

Clone Wars Rollout



I'm up for Clone Wars, the new Star Wars movie that is totally animated. The character design looks good so far. Dooku looks meaner and scarier in CG than he did in live action.

Not only does CG Dooku look better than live action Dooku (no disrespect to Saruman The White, may he rot in hell), but CG Dooku is scoring some wild dark side nookie, befitting his status as a Sith Count. The fiercest CG art design goes to Dooku's main assassin, Asajj Ventress. That's Ventress, as in female for one who vents. I like her long turtleneck.
On the downside, CG Anakin looks like Dudley Do-Right. What's with the lantern jaw?


(Note: The guy is the black top hat is 'Snidley Wiplash', one of the best old corny cartoon villains. You can see from the drawing style, 'Dudley Do-Right' is by the great Jay Ward, creator of Rocky & Bullwinkle and George of the Jungle cartoons, some of the smartest cartoon work ever.)
It's not hard to make a CG Anakin Skywalker that looks like Hayden Christiansen, so the art designers consciously avoided too close a resemblance. Legally, maybe they'd have to pay Christiansen to use a CG look-alike in Clone Wars? I don't know.

Moving on, there is Clone Commander Rex, who's assigned to tame the Outer Rim. Good luck with that.


Clone Commander Rex, like all of the Imperial Army, is based on the DNA of Jango Fett. Again, the CG Clones look cooler than the live action Clones.

Anakin has a Padawan who looks okay--Ashoka Tano. She wears cool symetric warpaint and has big anime acqua eyes. I don't know what that thing is on her head, whether it's a headress or part of her alien anatomy.